Giving these two ANY sort of attention is bad.. because then it just keeps boosting their ego but you can't help spreading this sort of thing.. bad news is still news.. and if it's hilarious then it'll just spread faster.
Ok so if any of you guys don't know what I'm getting at, Spencer Pratt created a rap song titled "I'm a Celebrity" (no you're not) under his new rap name...... get this.... The Great White (salute!) for that new survival reality show.
Hear it here.. it's a clip from KIIS FM with Ryan Seacrest, in which he disses spencer and basically all the callers talk about how much they hate it too.
I read an article that broke down the lyrics into hilarious opinionated instults, which I decided to copy and paste onto here :)
" Otherwise, we've selected a few key lyrics, and broken down the many layered metaphors for you:
Baby, I get paid, I don't volunteer I'm a celebrity, get me out of here
First of all, nicely done with putting the title of your show in the song. Surely this is a less-than-subtle plea to make it the theme song. Second, Spencer, haven't you read the 'Acting Like a Celebrity Guide for Dummies'? Rule #7 clearly states that when you volunteer for something, you're at least supposed to pretend to like it.
I've been on TV, I'm on the Internet, I've been around the world, but still I'm not finished yet
You know who else is on TV and the Internet? Those pervs from "To Catch a Predator." I'm just sayin'.
First Tweet of the day, I put my swag on... Car with the new tags on
Spencer is so cutting edge and modern that he references Twitter in his rap song. In fact, it looks like he may have just amalgamated several of his inane Tweets, put them to a beat, and passed them off as rap lyrics.
America hates me 'cause the media loves me
As a card-carrying member of "the media", I'm pretty sure that I'm with America on this one, Spence.
Call me Senator Pratt, I'm only Twittin' the facts
Twittin' the facts like, "FAME is a DRUG and I am HOOKED! I NEED FAME REHAB! lol." And no, I won't call you Senator Pratt. But I'll happily call you Great White from now on. Royal D-Bag works, too.
Hear me in the club, this is ringtone rap ... I'm in the iPhones, taking over Blackberries
Ringtone rap. Like elevator music, but less inspired. And if you get anywhere near my iPhone, I will cut you.
Music is my world, television is my life ... I'm in the limelight and I love it like my wife.
The song is so bafflingly obnoxious and asinine that I can't help but wonder whether Spencer Pratt is in on the joke. Is he just a walking parody of himself? It sounds more like an SNL rap song a la "I'm on a Boat" than anything legitimate. But then again I'm the one writing a story about him, so maybe the joke's on me. "
To read the full article, click here!!
MMMM.. yea that's all I have to blog about today. Other than the fact I devoted my entire brain to the midterm I took today a little past noon.. cross your fingers, I'm feeling confident about this one! (... I studied more than 2 hours for this one, an improvement on how I usually spend my time. I think this one took me.... 7 hours total to study for) I felt like devoting myself to upping my grade so I can take it easier when finals roll around. Yes.. this is how my brain works. Sad isn't it? I put such minimal effort into everything I do, bf is amazed how I dance between the fine lines of almost failing a class half way through it and then suddenly manage to pull an A-B in the end. What can I say? I like sleep more than studying!
- Love my new facewash
- haven't gotten my new moisturizer yet
- gotta poop now!
Katie
ps- I'm a Mass Comm major, how can you not expect me NOT to have the views that I do about mass media?? ;)
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3 comments:
hahahahha i'd like to see more of these views of the mass media posts ;) very entertaining.
Him and his wife are the more annoying people on earth!
lolllllllll hilarious post
i cant actually tell if spencer is serious about this rapping thing or if he's poking fun at himself.
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