ANYWAYS! A quick hellooooooooooooooo shmello to you all! I would've blogged sooner on more useless junk but nothing's happenin! Oh and right after I posted my LAST blog.. my internet decided to go kaputz and :( poor me was internet-less ever since then up until NOW! Don't know what went wrong.. the internet just wouldn't WORK! OK! 2 things for today before I start soaping up my now pale body (fyi, this is the longest lasting tan I had.. it lasted one WHOLE month! OOOOH!).. I'm going to tell the story I never told plus tell you my OOPSssssss!
1. My getting lost story
Uhh.. you kinda have to know me in real life to think "not again".. but if you don't know me, you'll probably just think I'm a complete dumbass. So as you all know, I've started school. It's been a good.. few days I suppose? I share an apartment with my cousin Eddy here in LA.. since he's a grad now while I'm an undergrad. He's been showing me where my classes are and how to get to certain places, driving me to school, yadadadada! He goes back to Chino (the night of that last blog) and wasn't going to be back for 2 days (he assumed I knew how to get to school, as did I).. well............ obviously I got lost. My apt is only 5 mins away from the freeway.. and I got lost before I got onto the freeway. It took me 15 mins to realize I was hopelessly lost, so I turned on my navigation (why didnt I use that earlier right?) and it took me on a local route to school that took another 15 mins. I was cutting it close! I found parking and sped off to class.. to teh WROOOOOOOONG class. I walked the to the class I was supposed to have the NEXT day.. so being the lost bird that I am, I pull someone aside and as where my real one is. They roll their eyes and said "you are a LONG way off".. took me about 14 mins to WALK very fast to my real class, which I was late for. So after all my classes, I try to walk back to the parking structure.. only to get lost and find it 20 mins later. When I finally get to it.. I realize.. OH SHIT.. yea that's right, I forgot where my car was. THAT took me 30 good minutes to find. I tried looking around, pressing my alarm button while going up and down the stairs.. then FINALLY resorted to walking around ALL of the first foor, then ALL of the second floor, and then ALL of the third..... 2 times each. Finally found it conveniently in the ONE corner that I decided not to check because it was too far in the second floor.
Picture off google of UCLA central stairs (go up and down to get to main buildings)
It's 3 flights going up one hill and THAT day, I went up and down about 6 times. Screw the stair masters.. I got the real thing.
After walking all around campus probably over 3-4 times, and jogging around the parking lot structure to find my car (stairs too), my legs felt like jello when I was driving home. I think I knocked out in a nice 4 hour nap when I got home.
Now you MUST be thinking .. "you know your way around now right?" HELLSSSS no! It's good exercise for me to not remember things! Give me another.. month.. or year and I'll be good.
Oh and the next day after that, I got lost the same way again. =_= HMMMM.. interesting.
2. My Oopssss
I live in an apartment, so you have to keep everything in the apartment in tact because it was just remodeled. So no hanging pics on the walls, no scratches on the white walls, no stains on the carpet, etc etc. Now.. I usually do my makeup while sitting down on the floor because my I don't like standing over a sink to do it because.. I'm just lazy like that. I was squirting out my foundation onto the back of my hand when I turn to look what time it is and SQUIIIIIIIIIIRT.. a long line of foundation on the carpet. Ok that sucks because I didn't have carpet cleaner (still getting stuff for apt).. I think "well Mandom does a good job of getting it off my face" so I drench the spot with Mandom, scrub with a towel, and WOAH. It actually came out, no stain nothing! AND.. it was my waterproof foundation too (I sweat a lot at school). AMAZING! Almost as amazing as the mole I found near my boyfriends........ ehehehe. To much info, sorry!
:) But I named him Moley. My bubby didn't want me to name it Platy (you fucker).
Ok, my month is over. I can officially wear eye make up again! But .. it's just been so much easier and quicker going to school without it.. I think my stash is going to have to wait until the weekend.
My cousin and I made curry today. If you go outside to the hallway, the outside of our apartment smells like lemons. If you go to my smelly neighbor who USED to smell like curry.. now they smell like POO .. I think they have a new baby or a dog or something.. they're so noisy in the morning.
Hmm.. I think it's kind of funny how when my boyfriend teases me and says something mean to me.. I'll raise my hand to point a finger at him, and he'll instinctively cover his balls. I asked him why he does that so much, and he says ".. after I met you it's become a reflex"
:( It's been a week since I've seen him, I'M COMING HOME SOON CRATER FACE! Time to bust out those pore strips for you.
OH GOD. I should take a picture for you girls.. I've never seen such GROSS pore strips in my life.. the crap that lives on my bf's nose is DISGUSTING. Plus.. after he looks at it, he'll say "look!" and throw it in my face. I think he hopes that his blackheads will bury into MY nose or something.. YOU BALL LICKING FART KNOCKER!
:) Ok.. shower time.
-Katie
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2 comments:
Thanks, my dogs follow me everywhere =P. Get some more ramen!
Awwwww you guys are cuuuuuuute! I use to use nicknames on my ex like "you fucker, jackass, etc" and now he's known as "asshole" and he loves it. He thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. It's a term of endearment for both of us haha. Sorry you miss your SO, distance is tough.
UCLA is big huh? At UW we had about 5 flights of STEEP stairs to go from the public/student parking lot to campus at the top of a gigantic hill (buses couldn't make it up during snowstorms)!
Good luck finding your way around next time! You'll get the hang of things soon enough. Do more exploring if you get the chance!
I know how you feel, I'm such a retard when it comes to directions and places. It's ridiculous LOL. But atleast you found your way. And I've squirted foundation on the carpet so many times ;[ ITS SO SAD LOL. I always have the urge to bust a 3 second rule and swipe it up and slap it on my face but..then reality hits me and like HELLOO it's on the floor you idiot, do you want floor germs on your face? So I'll sadly rub it off, thinking of the future when i run out and realize I could've NOT been out if only for that one time!
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