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Thank you to those who read my last post and left me advice/consoling comments! 

So in regards to THAT, nothing's changed really, but here's why we're mad.

me =  he's never home, always out with his friends, didn't see me when I was down in OC, this makes it week 2 that we haven't seen each other

him = pissed off I called his video game tournament.......... a game. Also because I ignored a lot of his calls.

Yea seriously, he didn't like how I called his games.. a GAME! WHOTTTTTT? He was all.. "it's not a GAME, it's..." and never finished, so i said "what? LIFE? you do LIVE and BREATHE it" and he got all mad again. Woopsies, guess I shouldn't have called his game a game. EL-OH-EL.

So I figured.. being nice to him doesn't do much.

Being mean to him doesn't do much.

SO! I have a conclusion!! I must grow an ass!!!!!! 

He's an ass man, not a titty lover. I know that for a fact. He LOOOOOOVES asses that jiggle but in a compact form, not an all-over-the-place-gelatin kinda thing u know? I have this one dress that gives me non-existing ass the APPEARANCE of an actual curvy ass.. and I've only worn it once. Why only once? Don't I like it? Of course I do. The problem is, the bf can't stop HITTING my ass with his FLAT PALM when it's within reaching distance. I had those red hand mark imprints on my right buttcheek for the rest of the day. And it hurt too! I don't work out much anymore and I've neeeeever had an ass of steel! So everytime he hit it, it was like.. hitting a marshmellow.... MOOSH MOOSH!! 

My plan? 

Granny panties

Cotton Stuffing

I couldn't find a good picture of cotton stuffing so I'm using clouds. :)

I will stuff the panties with them and present to you.......

YES! I will intimidate my man with my huge ASS!! :D 

Baby I know you're reading this, be scared, be VERY scared!!!! THAT'S going to be YOU!! 

OR..

I could be like this.. and try to seduce him. I can just picture it.

*shaking fake puffy booty* "Honey.... I'm right aren't I?"

Him *staring* *drooling* "... uhh... well.."

*shaking some more*

Him "YES HONEY! YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT! TAKE ME NOWWWWWW!"

HAHAHAHAHA!! I kid I kid, he's probably reading this thinking WTF right now.

Ok, time for lunch, school made me hungry!

-Katie