Skanktasticness!

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Just for clarification, me and the bf have already discussed this, I'm just letting you all know what's buggin me. I mixed in his side/view of it all too so it's not like I'm saying "what a useless bf" you know? When I'm angry, I usually confront my bf right then and there whether he likes it or not. 

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:) I have a makeup related post coming up, but yall have to wait! I'm going to weave a tale of jealousy and skanks! I know I love those stories. You know.. with the skanks claiming they aren't skanks. 

I believe it was on this past Monday night when the bf decided to go to Matt and Jason's house. Funny side story. We find out Matt is really a Ken but we can't see him as a Ken so we call him Matt. 

Matt has a friend who originally went to school here in the US but moved over to Japan for more education or work or something. Specifics of the convo slipped my mind because I wasn't paying attention. Anywhos, she was to come back to the US for a week to visit friends, junk junk junk. She had nowhere to stay so Matt let her stay at his place for the week. He said that I'd most def get along with her because she's cool and he made her sound pretty chill. I'm polite/nice, if not a little sarcastic to MOST people. There are just certain people that make you want to jam a whole cucumber down your throat, be whisked away to the ER just so you don't have to be in the same room as them. (I have an anti-social side, can you tell?)

Ok, so she had gotten there around.. I don't know, Sat or Sun. When me and Christian arrived, Jason went into Matt's room to talk to her a little since Matt wasn't there. Christian was sitting on the sofa that was right in front of the door while I was deeper in the room near the bathroom on the desktop pc playing my favorite korean picture game. You koreans know how to make some fun ass shit. I love you for it. And your food. I digress. SUMMARY: You can see christian from the doorway but not me, but I can hear everything that goes around in the house. I have sensitive ears. It kinda sucks sometimes.

So the girl (Lisa) is blabbin away in the other room. Her voice is like.. you know that voice you can make if you suck on helium from a balloon? I'm not making fun of her or anything, it just hurt my ears because she insisted on making her voice resonate throughout the whole house. Like a loud loud professor lecturing loud enough for 200 ppl to hear. So she and Jason come to the room but only to the doorway to tell us they're going out for a smoke break. Jason says "Lisa says hi" because she hasn't seen us yet, and right then, she looks over his shoulder and sees Christian and says "WOW!! YOU'RE SO CUTE!!" .... Jason pushes her into the hallway and basically tells her "dude, his gf is right there." Normally, girls will feel kinda guilty, introduce themselves, maybe apologize for being so out there if they have any morals at all, shit like that. But no, with that LOUD ASS voice of hers in the hallway she yells "What? So what? She shouldn't be mad! That's like.. a compliment to her then!" 

Girl are you that much of an airhead? 

They smoke, she struts all the way back to Matt's room and never appears back again. Yup. This is what I'm thinking. She knows she just openly flirted with my bf and that I now perceive her as a grade-A SLUT, and now she won't even come in the same room as me because she basically just made the atmosphere of the whole house pretty damn awkward. OBVIOUSLY even guys can tell this would piss of a girl. But no, they BOTH decided to get brainwashed by her.

Jason came in repeating the same words over again. He said "Hey were you offended by what she said?" My answer was dripping in sarcasm "Of course not." He then says "Oh you shouldn't be mad, it's like... a compliment to you." HUH.. sounds familiar? I'm sure when she said it in the hall she hadn't intended for me to hear but you know, when you're obnoxious and too busy actin all whorish to get a guy, you tend to mess up. 

My bf has a pretty keen sense on how I'm feeling usually. He was actually kind of scared I think. He asked if I was mad and ONCE AGAIN, REPEATED HER SAME DAMN WORDS "You shouldn't be mad, Jason's right you know, it's a compliment to you." He honestly didn't think it was a big deal and SINCERELY thought she was just throwing a compliment at him. Oh sorry, was I not cute enough to get complimented too? Damn I must be FUGLY THEN!

You know what pissed me off the most? When she said her "COMPLIMENT" to my bf, he just sat there, looking at them, didn't say ANYTHING about his GIRLFRIEND sitting in the corner, just laughed and did that stupid hair rubbing thing he does. His FRIEND was the one to break the news to that hoe. 

He CLAIMS that when he saw her over jason's shoulder, he had thought it was Jason's mom, and they left downstairs so quickly, which was why he didn't say anything. 

Darling, I'm not stupid. 

Jason also goes on to say how "She's always like that."

Oh really? So you guys are saying that if i was sitting right next to my bf on the couch when you guys had walked by, she would have said "Wow!! You're so cute!!" and ignored me too? You're sayin she would've done the exact same flirtatious move? By the way, her voice was dripping with the sound of flirting, it was so gross. Even I don't talk THAT way. 

If she is always like THAT.. I'm sorry to say but I believe you guys are housing a SLUT. 

Is this my jealousy talking? Maybe. 

But she could've defused this disgusted feeling I have towards her simply by coming up to me and apologizing for acting like a whore. Nope. Not even that. She just sat on her high horse and trotted away to her isolated room. Guilty much?

I WOULD HAVE confronted her but since it was Jason's house, and she WAS there house guest.. I shut my trap out of respect. I think that flame kept burnin for a good.. few hours. Would've died down sooner but with the blockheaded MEN repeating her words, it was like.. adding fuel.

Maybe I am jealous. I don't deny it. But if this happened to YOUR bf/gf, you'd act like a bitch too. 

Slut-tramp-hoe-fo-sho.

Get along with her my ass! 

:) I love ranting!

Katie

ps- see christian? I put in your side of the story too, as lame as it sounds.