Sunday, September 21, 2008

names part 2

Ok it's not really a part 2 thing but this is a random post due to the fact I am extremely bored. 

I would like to say that in the future, when I have kids and whatnot, I will also have a pet dog that I will name Platy, short for Platypus. Why? Because I used to play Worms Warfare and named one of my worms Platy, but why did I name HIM platy? He reminded me of a pink platypus. So, that is why my future dog will be named Platy. If not a dog, then a fish. The fish will be named Platy. If for any reason at all, people are cruel enough not to let me have a pet, then I am going to give birth to some unlucky child who will be born with the name of PLATY. CAPEESH? 

Or I could name my car Platy and that would solve all our problems.. :) HMM. 

Another thing I'd like to mention is another silly story about my bf. Yesterday we were driving around, when I suddenly wanted to ask him..

"If you were born a girl, do you think we would have ended up as friends?"

Well now, asking ANYTHING of my bf is always complicated as he is.. special. YES CHRISTIAN, YOU ARE SPECIAL. Do you remember our convo? It went a little something like this..

me: "Can I ask you something bubby?"
him: "What is it?"
me: "let's say.. just hypothetically that you were born a girl.."
him: "yes I'd be fucking hot, is that all?"
me: "uh no. I was TRYING TO SAY.. if you were born a girl.."
him: "I'd have all the guys hollaring. Of COURSE!"
me: ".. IF you were born a girl.."
him: "hot as hell I tell you!"
me: ".... ok. If you were born a girl.. do you think.."
him: "that guys would be checkin me out all the time? FUCK YA!"
me: ".. *sigh* .. ok.. "
him: "was that it? Did I answer right?"
me: "not even close."
him: "ok ok, what was it REALLY?"
me: "Ok, if you were naturally born a girl, and we went to the same school, do you think we'd 
wind up as friends?"
him: "no. I'd be way too hot and popular to hang out with you. You'd have to beg me or 
something."
me: "I'm not talking to you anymore."
him: "I'M KIDDING!!!! Well not about the popular part..."

The conversation went on for a while after that but uhh yea you get the gist. All for one simple question. It's always like this! This boy needs a fat sumo wrestler to sit on his face and rip one!!!! :) i love my bubby. Cocky as he is over absolutely nothing..... HAHAHAH!! I'm kidding I'm kidding.

Katie

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