hello lappie

Oh.. my precious precious lappie.. how long it's been since I last typed on you!! 

-_- Soo.. I went home friday night as usual.. and I have everything all ready to go when I think "hmm.. it feels like I'm forgetting something?" but I ignored it and carried my stuff down to the garage with Eddy. When I have everything in the car, I think "wait, where's my purse?" So back up to my apartment I go, grab my purse, and leave. When I got home, I realized I had forgotten my laptop on my desk. :( what the shitnuggets. 

Ok, that's all for now! :) 

(V)(^_^)(V) 

crab crab crab

Katie

:) have safe sex with Nars.

OK!! Gotta put this up quick style because I gotta pack my ish up to go home! Little sister is comin down to visit me real quick so I gotta spruce up the place, yadig? 

Can't do much about my smelly neighbors though.. maybe I'll duct tape air fresheners to their door! I'm putting up the most popular one I know of, SQUASH! But why would I waste such precious refills on them for.. OK BACK TO WHAT MY POST WAS ABOUT!!

Safer Sex Kit

Safest sex kit

Check these babies out! Ok what's the diff? The SAFER SEX KIT comes with 2 badass condoms (very NARS packaged) and the ever popular Nars Multiple in Orgasm. Gives you a nice peachy sheen to your cheeks, lips, or why not just color your whole face! The SAFEST SEX KIT doesn't come with condoms, but rather a little black book of ways on how to say NO! If you don't want to shack it up with a perv, then DON'T! 

So you're thinking WHY? Why are they focusing in on sex (besides the fact they label their products with names like deep throat, orgasm, super orgasm..).. well.. a portion of the sale benefits Amfar programs to promote global safe sex education initiatives! 

This was released on Oct. 8th! It's a limited edition and brand new at sephora! 

.... i wonder if the actual condom has like.. little nars words all over it... that'd be weird. It's like... AHHHHHHH MY MAN HAS ANTS ON HIS PENIS!! Oh wait.. they're just NARS.. repeatedly printed on his dick. LOL!

Ok, gotta go! 

Katie

i are bored.

So.. I need to read 4 chapters of my sci book.. but when I read the first page I lost interest completely so here I am! Nothing new to report but I have one picture that says it all.....

taken by yours truly, look very carefully and see if you can find WHY it's different from your usual typical coin loving meter.

*sigh* Only around here I tell ya. There's NO slots for coins btw. 

Ok, that is all. :D What do you think of technology NOW HUH HUH?

Katie

just pulling bloggin outta my ass!

This is what happens when you leave me by myself in a city full of traffic. Not that I like leaving the sanctuary of my own apartment, but I'll admit, it gets boooooooooring.

:) Lucky you. PICTURE TIIIIIIME! Some past, some present, some from this week.. blah blah blah, you know the drill, whatever goes yadig?

First.. let me introduce you to the man who gave me life.. my father.

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DADDY!! LOL ok,it's a sea lion I took a picture of in mexico this year. Looks like him tho.

senior year of high school, I weighed like 128lbs or something still then right? Don't remember.

Pretty normal behavior, bringing back memories izu???

our 4 ft by 4 ft hole we dug for fun. I had no tits senior year, still don't! We later gave the hole to a family to use for a firepit because they were all taken and they really wanted a fire.

HIN mid summer 06.. skinnier because of swimming.. and dark too.

Remember the disney tripped I mentioned a few posts ago?! C for Christian. Dude.. who smokes like that at DISNEY with all the kids around?! SHEESH.

R for Retarded improvisation for a pic. LOL.

The doll I got for my younger sis. I name him.... Ball.

my makeup for kristina's party! You get half my face because the other half wasn't done. I was "experimenting" with diff colors.

close up of makeup

I'm impressed with myself. I haven't touched eye makeup in over a month and I can still do it OK! It felt so unfamiliar..

Kristina's 21st bday.

Everyone was either drunk or pretty buzzed by this pic. Mostly RD employees here, give or take a few EX employees (me being one). The theme was through the decades, so you see a mix of diff outfits. Some like me, didn't have time to get clothes and dress up. Do I look pale and weird? That's the alcohol. I usually turn beat red and squinty but surprisingly I got a really bad veiny rash like thing around my neck, chest, and arms this time... and instead of red, my face got like.. super white. Probably allergic to something in the tequila because everything that I drank that night, I've drunken before!! All except tequila. I hated it too. Me no like tequila. My hair is all fluffy because it started raining when I was on my way to her house!! :(

teehee, bday girl on the very left in green! I figured this blog could use a few pics of me in it.. as it IS my blog.. and I rarely post my face up. I prefer words but I think people find that boring. Alrighty.. that's all I got for today. Nitey nite readers!

Katie

:)

Thank you to those who read my last post and left me advice/consoling comments! 

So in regards to THAT, nothing's changed really, but here's why we're mad.

me =  he's never home, always out with his friends, didn't see me when I was down in OC, this makes it week 2 that we haven't seen each other

him = pissed off I called his video game tournament.......... a game. Also because I ignored a lot of his calls.

Yea seriously, he didn't like how I called his games.. a GAME! WHOTTTTTT? He was all.. "it's not a GAME, it's..." and never finished, so i said "what? LIFE? you do LIVE and BREATHE it" and he got all mad again. Woopsies, guess I shouldn't have called his game a game. EL-OH-EL.

So I figured.. being nice to him doesn't do much.

Being mean to him doesn't do much.

SO! I have a conclusion!! I must grow an ass!!!!!! 

He's an ass man, not a titty lover. I know that for a fact. He LOOOOOOVES asses that jiggle but in a compact form, not an all-over-the-place-gelatin kinda thing u know? I have this one dress that gives me non-existing ass the APPEARANCE of an actual curvy ass.. and I've only worn it once. Why only once? Don't I like it? Of course I do. The problem is, the bf can't stop HITTING my ass with his FLAT PALM when it's within reaching distance. I had those red hand mark imprints on my right buttcheek for the rest of the day. And it hurt too! I don't work out much anymore and I've neeeeever had an ass of steel! So everytime he hit it, it was like.. hitting a marshmellow.... MOOSH MOOSH!! 

My plan? 

Granny panties

Cotton Stuffing

I couldn't find a good picture of cotton stuffing so I'm using clouds. :)

I will stuff the panties with them and present to you.......

YES! I will intimidate my man with my huge ASS!! :D 

Baby I know you're reading this, be scared, be VERY scared!!!! THAT'S going to be YOU!! 

OR..

I could be like this.. and try to seduce him. I can just picture it.

*shaking fake puffy booty* "Honey.... I'm right aren't I?"

Him *staring* *drooling* "... uhh... well.."

*shaking some more*

Him "YES HONEY! YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT! TAKE ME NOWWWWWW!"

HAHAHAHAHA!! I kid I kid, he's probably reading this thinking WTF right now.

Ok, time for lunch, school made me hungry!

-Katie

dingle berries!

AH. What a weekend. Nothin better than a party to keep your boobs from saggin! 

:( I've been down because my bf and I have been fighting a lot during this past week. I came down Friday night but he was out with friends, so I couldn't hang out with him.. so I just went back to my madre's house, but my sister was out with her bf, my mom was still working, and I found out my dad decided to take his friend's private jet to do a  last minute vegas trip because they have a sudden urge to golf and gamble. -_- COULDN'T WAIT FOR ME EHHH? Fatbutt. My daddy's got the butt the size of texas. It's HUGE! I could fit 3 of mine in the imprint he leaves!! 

Soooooooo.. home alone. 

Next day, I woke up early hoping the bf will come over. But no.. he said he was going to go to the Street Fighter 3 Video Game tournament held in Fountain Valley the whole day. That kinda made me mad because I haven't seen his ass in over a week. We fought about it, him saying that he didn't do anything wrong because he invited me to go but I had said I didn't want to go. Well.. duh.. why would I want to go watch him play vid games all day on my day off from school. I had told him not to go but he just went anyway with his friends. So.. I did nothing most of Saturday. Pretty bummed out. 

I was invited to my friend Kristina's 21st bday party so I invited my bf.. but since he was going to play vid games all day, I told him to meet me in front of her house at 9:30 PM. When I got there, he was still at his friend's house doing whatever and said he didn't want to go. Whatever.

Drinky drinky time! It was a very INTERESTING party. You got booze, the weirdos, the picture whoring, girls burning their hair, people passing out, more people blowing chunks, idiots who want fights, blah blah.

Oh, did I say girls burning their hairs? :) Get this. This one girl came down from Canada and had ZILCH alcohol tolerance. She tells everyone she wants to get fucked up for once. Everyone agrees, she chugs, she gets insanely sick, like.. white face, eyes rolling back, no strength to even stumble or anything, just a dead weight that's HALF conscious. Her bf tows her over to the bathroom to the sink where she barfs her face out, half passing out too, so he tries to move her head over to the left of the sink so she doesnt have to rest in her barf. Apparently he didn't see the lit candle there (make the smell of barf go away).. and accidently puts his gf's hair in the candle.. and lights part of it on fire. She was too passed out to notice but don't worry, they put out the little fire. The weird thing was.. her hair was SHORT! How do you set THAT on fire?! Oh yea and later she said she had to go number 2.. but had no strength to sit up and stay on the toilet.. so her bf had to hold her up while she.. ahem..

I counted one guy barfing on the lawn, 2-3 girls in the bathroom. Big guy wearing a poncho passed out by the end of the night right in the middle of the living room. He kept calling m KIM. MY NAME'S NOT KIM!!!!! 

Ahh.. poor bday girl.. her party started at 8.. I got there at 9:30 and by then she was pretty buzzed.. at 10 she was drunk, at 10:30 she was puking chunks. Girls, pace yourself when you drink. She had a consecutive 12-13 shots of hard liquor while I had a paced 5-6 shots (had to drive home ya know).. me, Melissa, Fergie, and Mike took care of her the rest of the night. She seemed to be getting better by 12.. but we knew her parents would be back soon, so we had to do party control. Shouting obviously didn't do shit as Mike tried, soooooo.. I went over and turned off the blasting music and told everyone the bday girl was down for the night and everyone had to get the fuck out. I heard an asshole calling me a bitch. WHATEVER! No need to be rude just because I'm cutting off your free booze supply. We managed to kick out half the people but the other half I didn't know and couldn't get to budge. The REAL Kim came and kicked them out because she knew them. Most of them were idiots who got drunk, didn't get along, and wanted to start some fights. They even called their other friends to come over to back them up but it was DUMB because we just ended up kicking ALL OF THEM out on the streets. What kind of idiot starts a fight at a GIRL'S bday party? If I had a taser I'd aim for all of their balls. 

:) On the bright side, Kristina had a fun night while it lasted, and her cousin came over to help clean up everything before her parents came home. Some of the party-ers helped throw out the trash and clean the floor up. We got it all finished by 1 AM I believe, although many thought the party was gonna go on for a few more hours. LOL. It's not a party without the bday girl!!! 

:) Nothing like hanging out with your friends and partying it up to lift you up from your down spirits .. caused by a dumb bf. Oh and I talked to him this morning and he STILL doesn't think he did anything wrong. He knows saturdays are the only days I see him now because of school and Sundays are reserved for my parents. He bailed out on me on Saturday.. so now it'll be another week before I see him again. 

OHHHHHH and get this. When I was scolding him on the phone for being the idiot that he is.. he had the nerve to say "Don't try and raise your voice to sound DOMINATING because your not".... OH HELL NO!

I don't think i'm over reacting, do you? It's all good.

OHHHHHHHH I got some juicy gossip.. but I can't say it!! EEP~! The reader will get super pissed I said anything. =D

-Katie

What is toe jam? I've never seen it before!

I've heard of toe jam.. but never seen it.

ANYWAYS! A quick hellooooooooooooooo shmello to you all! I would've blogged sooner on more useless junk but nothing's happenin! Oh and right after I posted my LAST blog.. my internet decided to go kaputz and :( poor me was internet-less ever since then up until NOW! Don't know what went wrong.. the internet just wouldn't WORK! OK! 2 things for today before I start soaping up my now pale body (fyi, this is the longest lasting tan I had.. it lasted one WHOLE month! OOOOH!).. I'm going to tell the story I never told plus tell you my OOPSssssss! 

1. My getting lost story

Uhh.. you kinda have to know me in real life to think "not again".. but if you don't know me, you'll probably just think I'm a complete dumbass. So as you all know, I've started school. It's been a good.. few days I suppose? I share an apartment with my cousin Eddy here in LA.. since he's a grad now while I'm an undergrad. He's been showing me where my classes are and how to get to certain places, driving me to school, yadadadada! He goes back to Chino (the night of that last blog) and wasn't going to be back for 2 days (he assumed I knew how to get to school, as did I).. well............ obviously I got lost. My apt is only 5 mins away from the freeway.. and I got lost before I got onto the freeway. It took me 15 mins to realize I was hopelessly lost, so I turned on my navigation (why didnt I use that earlier right?) and it took me on a local route to school that took another 15 mins. I was cutting it close! I found parking and sped off to class.. to teh WROOOOOOOONG class. I walked the to the class I was supposed to have the NEXT day.. so being the lost bird that I am, I pull someone aside and as where my real one is. They roll their eyes and said "you are a LONG way off".. took me about 14 mins to WALK very fast to my real class, which I was late for. So after all my classes, I try to walk back to the parking structure.. only to get lost and find it 20 mins later. When I finally get to it.. I realize.. OH SHIT.. yea that's right, I forgot where my car was. THAT took me 30 good minutes to find. I tried looking around, pressing my alarm button while going up and down the stairs.. then FINALLY resorted to walking around ALL of the first foor, then ALL of the second floor, and then ALL of the third..... 2 times each. Finally found it conveniently in the ONE corner that I decided not to check because it was too far in the second floor. 

Picture off google of UCLA central stairs (go up and down to get to main buildings)

It's 3 flights going up one hill and THAT day, I went up and down about 6 times. Screw the stair masters.. I got the real thing. 

After walking all around campus probably over 3-4 times, and jogging around the parking lot structure to find my car (stairs too), my legs felt like jello when I was driving home. I think I knocked out in a nice 4 hour nap when I got home. 

Now you MUST be thinking .. "you know your way around now right?" HELLSSSS no! It's good exercise for me to not remember things! Give me another.. month.. or year and I'll be good. 

Oh and the next day after that, I got lost the same way again. =_= HMMMM.. interesting.

2. My Oopssss

I live in an apartment, so you have to keep everything in the apartment in tact because it was just remodeled. So no hanging pics on the walls, no scratches on the white walls, no stains on the carpet, etc etc. Now.. I usually do my makeup while sitting down on the floor because my I don't like standing over a sink to do it because.. I'm just lazy like that. I was squirting out my foundation onto the back of my hand when I turn to look what time it is and SQUIIIIIIIIIIRT.. a long line of foundation on the carpet. Ok that sucks because I didn't have carpet cleaner (still getting stuff for apt).. I think "well Mandom does a good job of getting it off my face" so I drench the spot with Mandom, scrub with a towel, and WOAH. It actually came out, no stain nothing! AND.. it was my waterproof foundation too (I sweat a lot at school). AMAZING! Almost as amazing as the mole I found near my boyfriends........ ehehehe. To much info, sorry! 

:) But I named him Moley. My bubby didn't want me to name it Platy (you fucker). 

Ok, my month is over. I can officially wear eye make up again! But .. it's just been so much easier and quicker going to school without it.. I think my stash is going to have to wait until the weekend. 

My cousin and I made curry today. If you go outside to the hallway, the outside of our apartment smells like lemons. If you go to my smelly neighbor who USED to smell like curry.. now they smell like POO .. I think they have a new baby or a dog or something.. they're so noisy in the morning. 

Hmm.. I think it's kind of funny how when my boyfriend teases me and says something mean to me.. I'll raise my hand to point a finger at him, and he'll instinctively cover his balls. I asked him why he does that so much, and he says ".. after I met you it's become a reflex"

:( It's been a week since I've seen him, I'M COMING HOME SOON CRATER FACE! Time to bust out those pore strips for you. 

OH GOD. I should take a picture for you girls.. I've never seen such GROSS pore strips in my life.. the crap that lives on my bf's nose is DISGUSTING. Plus.. after he looks at it, he'll say "look!" and throw it in my face. I think he hopes that his blackheads will bury into MY nose or something.. YOU BALL LICKING FART KNOCKER! 

:) Ok.. shower time.

-Katie