just pulling bloggin outta my ass!

This is what happens when you leave me by myself in a city full of traffic. Not that I like leaving the sanctuary of my own apartment, but I'll admit, it gets boooooooooring.

:) Lucky you. PICTURE TIIIIIIME! Some past, some present, some from this week.. blah blah blah, you know the drill, whatever goes yadig?

First.. let me introduce you to the man who gave me life.. my father.

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DADDY!! LOL ok,it's a sea lion I took a picture of in mexico this year. Looks like him tho.

senior year of high school, I weighed like 128lbs or something still then right? Don't remember.

Pretty normal behavior, bringing back memories izu???

our 4 ft by 4 ft hole we dug for fun. I had no tits senior year, still don't! We later gave the hole to a family to use for a firepit because they were all taken and they really wanted a fire.

HIN mid summer 06.. skinnier because of swimming.. and dark too.

Remember the disney tripped I mentioned a few posts ago?! C for Christian. Dude.. who smokes like that at DISNEY with all the kids around?! SHEESH.

R for Retarded improvisation for a pic. LOL.

The doll I got for my younger sis. I name him.... Ball.

my makeup for kristina's party! You get half my face because the other half wasn't done. I was "experimenting" with diff colors.

close up of makeup

I'm impressed with myself. I haven't touched eye makeup in over a month and I can still do it OK! It felt so unfamiliar..

Kristina's 21st bday.

Everyone was either drunk or pretty buzzed by this pic. Mostly RD employees here, give or take a few EX employees (me being one). The theme was through the decades, so you see a mix of diff outfits. Some like me, didn't have time to get clothes and dress up. Do I look pale and weird? That's the alcohol. I usually turn beat red and squinty but surprisingly I got a really bad veiny rash like thing around my neck, chest, and arms this time... and instead of red, my face got like.. super white. Probably allergic to something in the tequila because everything that I drank that night, I've drunken before!! All except tequila. I hated it too. Me no like tequila. My hair is all fluffy because it started raining when I was on my way to her house!! :(

teehee, bday girl on the very left in green! I figured this blog could use a few pics of me in it.. as it IS my blog.. and I rarely post my face up. I prefer words but I think people find that boring. Alrighty.. that's all I got for today. Nitey nite readers!

Katie

:)

Thank you to those who read my last post and left me advice/consoling comments! 

So in regards to THAT, nothing's changed really, but here's why we're mad.

me =  he's never home, always out with his friends, didn't see me when I was down in OC, this makes it week 2 that we haven't seen each other

him = pissed off I called his video game tournament.......... a game. Also because I ignored a lot of his calls.

Yea seriously, he didn't like how I called his games.. a GAME! WHOTTTTTT? He was all.. "it's not a GAME, it's..." and never finished, so i said "what? LIFE? you do LIVE and BREATHE it" and he got all mad again. Woopsies, guess I shouldn't have called his game a game. EL-OH-EL.

So I figured.. being nice to him doesn't do much.

Being mean to him doesn't do much.

SO! I have a conclusion!! I must grow an ass!!!!!! 

He's an ass man, not a titty lover. I know that for a fact. He LOOOOOOVES asses that jiggle but in a compact form, not an all-over-the-place-gelatin kinda thing u know? I have this one dress that gives me non-existing ass the APPEARANCE of an actual curvy ass.. and I've only worn it once. Why only once? Don't I like it? Of course I do. The problem is, the bf can't stop HITTING my ass with his FLAT PALM when it's within reaching distance. I had those red hand mark imprints on my right buttcheek for the rest of the day. And it hurt too! I don't work out much anymore and I've neeeeever had an ass of steel! So everytime he hit it, it was like.. hitting a marshmellow.... MOOSH MOOSH!! 

My plan? 

Granny panties

Cotton Stuffing

I couldn't find a good picture of cotton stuffing so I'm using clouds. :)

I will stuff the panties with them and present to you.......

YES! I will intimidate my man with my huge ASS!! :D 

Baby I know you're reading this, be scared, be VERY scared!!!! THAT'S going to be YOU!! 

OR..

I could be like this.. and try to seduce him. I can just picture it.

*shaking fake puffy booty* "Honey.... I'm right aren't I?"

Him *staring* *drooling* "... uhh... well.."

*shaking some more*

Him "YES HONEY! YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT! TAKE ME NOWWWWWW!"

HAHAHAHAHA!! I kid I kid, he's probably reading this thinking WTF right now.

Ok, time for lunch, school made me hungry!

-Katie

dingle berries!

AH. What a weekend. Nothin better than a party to keep your boobs from saggin! 

:( I've been down because my bf and I have been fighting a lot during this past week. I came down Friday night but he was out with friends, so I couldn't hang out with him.. so I just went back to my madre's house, but my sister was out with her bf, my mom was still working, and I found out my dad decided to take his friend's private jet to do a  last minute vegas trip because they have a sudden urge to golf and gamble. -_- COULDN'T WAIT FOR ME EHHH? Fatbutt. My daddy's got the butt the size of texas. It's HUGE! I could fit 3 of mine in the imprint he leaves!! 

Soooooooo.. home alone. 

Next day, I woke up early hoping the bf will come over. But no.. he said he was going to go to the Street Fighter 3 Video Game tournament held in Fountain Valley the whole day. That kinda made me mad because I haven't seen his ass in over a week. We fought about it, him saying that he didn't do anything wrong because he invited me to go but I had said I didn't want to go. Well.. duh.. why would I want to go watch him play vid games all day on my day off from school. I had told him not to go but he just went anyway with his friends. So.. I did nothing most of Saturday. Pretty bummed out. 

I was invited to my friend Kristina's 21st bday party so I invited my bf.. but since he was going to play vid games all day, I told him to meet me in front of her house at 9:30 PM. When I got there, he was still at his friend's house doing whatever and said he didn't want to go. Whatever.

Drinky drinky time! It was a very INTERESTING party. You got booze, the weirdos, the picture whoring, girls burning their hair, people passing out, more people blowing chunks, idiots who want fights, blah blah.

Oh, did I say girls burning their hairs? :) Get this. This one girl came down from Canada and had ZILCH alcohol tolerance. She tells everyone she wants to get fucked up for once. Everyone agrees, she chugs, she gets insanely sick, like.. white face, eyes rolling back, no strength to even stumble or anything, just a dead weight that's HALF conscious. Her bf tows her over to the bathroom to the sink where she barfs her face out, half passing out too, so he tries to move her head over to the left of the sink so she doesnt have to rest in her barf. Apparently he didn't see the lit candle there (make the smell of barf go away).. and accidently puts his gf's hair in the candle.. and lights part of it on fire. She was too passed out to notice but don't worry, they put out the little fire. The weird thing was.. her hair was SHORT! How do you set THAT on fire?! Oh yea and later she said she had to go number 2.. but had no strength to sit up and stay on the toilet.. so her bf had to hold her up while she.. ahem..

I counted one guy barfing on the lawn, 2-3 girls in the bathroom. Big guy wearing a poncho passed out by the end of the night right in the middle of the living room. He kept calling m KIM. MY NAME'S NOT KIM!!!!! 

Ahh.. poor bday girl.. her party started at 8.. I got there at 9:30 and by then she was pretty buzzed.. at 10 she was drunk, at 10:30 she was puking chunks. Girls, pace yourself when you drink. She had a consecutive 12-13 shots of hard liquor while I had a paced 5-6 shots (had to drive home ya know).. me, Melissa, Fergie, and Mike took care of her the rest of the night. She seemed to be getting better by 12.. but we knew her parents would be back soon, so we had to do party control. Shouting obviously didn't do shit as Mike tried, soooooo.. I went over and turned off the blasting music and told everyone the bday girl was down for the night and everyone had to get the fuck out. I heard an asshole calling me a bitch. WHATEVER! No need to be rude just because I'm cutting off your free booze supply. We managed to kick out half the people but the other half I didn't know and couldn't get to budge. The REAL Kim came and kicked them out because she knew them. Most of them were idiots who got drunk, didn't get along, and wanted to start some fights. They even called their other friends to come over to back them up but it was DUMB because we just ended up kicking ALL OF THEM out on the streets. What kind of idiot starts a fight at a GIRL'S bday party? If I had a taser I'd aim for all of their balls. 

:) On the bright side, Kristina had a fun night while it lasted, and her cousin came over to help clean up everything before her parents came home. Some of the party-ers helped throw out the trash and clean the floor up. We got it all finished by 1 AM I believe, although many thought the party was gonna go on for a few more hours. LOL. It's not a party without the bday girl!!! 

:) Nothing like hanging out with your friends and partying it up to lift you up from your down spirits .. caused by a dumb bf. Oh and I talked to him this morning and he STILL doesn't think he did anything wrong. He knows saturdays are the only days I see him now because of school and Sundays are reserved for my parents. He bailed out on me on Saturday.. so now it'll be another week before I see him again. 

OHHHHHH and get this. When I was scolding him on the phone for being the idiot that he is.. he had the nerve to say "Don't try and raise your voice to sound DOMINATING because your not".... OH HELL NO!

I don't think i'm over reacting, do you? It's all good.

OHHHHHHHH I got some juicy gossip.. but I can't say it!! EEP~! The reader will get super pissed I said anything. =D

-Katie

What is toe jam? I've never seen it before!

I've heard of toe jam.. but never seen it.

ANYWAYS! A quick hellooooooooooooooo shmello to you all! I would've blogged sooner on more useless junk but nothing's happenin! Oh and right after I posted my LAST blog.. my internet decided to go kaputz and :( poor me was internet-less ever since then up until NOW! Don't know what went wrong.. the internet just wouldn't WORK! OK! 2 things for today before I start soaping up my now pale body (fyi, this is the longest lasting tan I had.. it lasted one WHOLE month! OOOOH!).. I'm going to tell the story I never told plus tell you my OOPSssssss! 

1. My getting lost story

Uhh.. you kinda have to know me in real life to think "not again".. but if you don't know me, you'll probably just think I'm a complete dumbass. So as you all know, I've started school. It's been a good.. few days I suppose? I share an apartment with my cousin Eddy here in LA.. since he's a grad now while I'm an undergrad. He's been showing me where my classes are and how to get to certain places, driving me to school, yadadadada! He goes back to Chino (the night of that last blog) and wasn't going to be back for 2 days (he assumed I knew how to get to school, as did I).. well............ obviously I got lost. My apt is only 5 mins away from the freeway.. and I got lost before I got onto the freeway. It took me 15 mins to realize I was hopelessly lost, so I turned on my navigation (why didnt I use that earlier right?) and it took me on a local route to school that took another 15 mins. I was cutting it close! I found parking and sped off to class.. to teh WROOOOOOOONG class. I walked the to the class I was supposed to have the NEXT day.. so being the lost bird that I am, I pull someone aside and as where my real one is. They roll their eyes and said "you are a LONG way off".. took me about 14 mins to WALK very fast to my real class, which I was late for. So after all my classes, I try to walk back to the parking structure.. only to get lost and find it 20 mins later. When I finally get to it.. I realize.. OH SHIT.. yea that's right, I forgot where my car was. THAT took me 30 good minutes to find. I tried looking around, pressing my alarm button while going up and down the stairs.. then FINALLY resorted to walking around ALL of the first foor, then ALL of the second floor, and then ALL of the third..... 2 times each. Finally found it conveniently in the ONE corner that I decided not to check because it was too far in the second floor. 

Picture off google of UCLA central stairs (go up and down to get to main buildings)

It's 3 flights going up one hill and THAT day, I went up and down about 6 times. Screw the stair masters.. I got the real thing. 

After walking all around campus probably over 3-4 times, and jogging around the parking lot structure to find my car (stairs too), my legs felt like jello when I was driving home. I think I knocked out in a nice 4 hour nap when I got home. 

Now you MUST be thinking .. "you know your way around now right?" HELLSSSS no! It's good exercise for me to not remember things! Give me another.. month.. or year and I'll be good. 

Oh and the next day after that, I got lost the same way again. =_= HMMMM.. interesting.

2. My Oopssss

I live in an apartment, so you have to keep everything in the apartment in tact because it was just remodeled. So no hanging pics on the walls, no scratches on the white walls, no stains on the carpet, etc etc. Now.. I usually do my makeup while sitting down on the floor because my I don't like standing over a sink to do it because.. I'm just lazy like that. I was squirting out my foundation onto the back of my hand when I turn to look what time it is and SQUIIIIIIIIIIRT.. a long line of foundation on the carpet. Ok that sucks because I didn't have carpet cleaner (still getting stuff for apt).. I think "well Mandom does a good job of getting it off my face" so I drench the spot with Mandom, scrub with a towel, and WOAH. It actually came out, no stain nothing! AND.. it was my waterproof foundation too (I sweat a lot at school). AMAZING! Almost as amazing as the mole I found near my boyfriends........ ehehehe. To much info, sorry! 

:) But I named him Moley. My bubby didn't want me to name it Platy (you fucker). 

Ok, my month is over. I can officially wear eye make up again! But .. it's just been so much easier and quicker going to school without it.. I think my stash is going to have to wait until the weekend. 

My cousin and I made curry today. If you go outside to the hallway, the outside of our apartment smells like lemons. If you go to my smelly neighbor who USED to smell like curry.. now they smell like POO .. I think they have a new baby or a dog or something.. they're so noisy in the morning. 

Hmm.. I think it's kind of funny how when my boyfriend teases me and says something mean to me.. I'll raise my hand to point a finger at him, and he'll instinctively cover his balls. I asked him why he does that so much, and he says ".. after I met you it's become a reflex"

:( It's been a week since I've seen him, I'M COMING HOME SOON CRATER FACE! Time to bust out those pore strips for you. 

OH GOD. I should take a picture for you girls.. I've never seen such GROSS pore strips in my life.. the crap that lives on my bf's nose is DISGUSTING. Plus.. after he looks at it, he'll say "look!" and throw it in my face. I think he hopes that his blackheads will bury into MY nose or something.. YOU BALL LICKING FART KNOCKER! 

:) Ok.. shower time.

-Katie

shit nuggets.

I forgot to post about my getting lost story. Oh well, next time!

I'm not forgetful, I just like to waste time walking.

Ok.. let me tell you what's going to be in this entry because it's a mix of lots of things. HAHAHA my entries can never be short can they? To be honest.. you can blame that on my cousin. I have no cable here in my apartment because it cuts down costs and we wouldn't get distracted from our studies. RAWR! I miss my CSI Las Vegas! WTF is up with CSI New York? I'd pay NOT to have cable just to keep myself from watching that show. YUCK! 

Ok sorry, off topic no? This entry will be about what I use in my daily skin regimen! My recent haul from MAC's Suite Array collection (plus other stuff)! The story of how I get lost very easily! The recipe for the "quick college student not good for you but so good food".. ok when you see the picture it's a no brainer but I've just been too lazy to cook ANYTHING. I'll get up to do it.. but then I change my mind and opt for something quick. Alright bitches, let's get this thing goin! It's not going to be in any specific order.

Oh, and a big HELLO to my new frequent readers! I noticed I've been getting some page hits! I'm glad you guys like my stuff! 

-Skin Regimen-

1. Make up remover: Mandom Cleansing Lotion Moist

I love this thing SOOOOOOO much ever since I got it when I saw it on Anne's and Pink's blog. It's only 11 bucks and it really gets the job done. Smell nice and there's no oily residue which is one thing I HATE about make up removers. No break outs either!

2. Face wash: Softymo Hyaluronic Acid Cleansing Foam

I've gone through one tube of this and I have another in my drawer. It's pretty good and does a good job of making my face feel squeaky clean. It's not that whole "super dry" feel but you KNOW your face is clean. It was only 6 bucks and I love cleansers that foam. I hate the oils and gel type. I had also gotten it because it was awarded the Taiwanese beauty award in 2006 from some magazine. No break outs yet! WOOHOO!! 

3. Toner: Thayer's Rose Petal Witch Hazel

I used to use Nivea and while that was ok, this was just better. I love the smell of roses too. This is 10 bucks and it even has aloe vera in it! So if I have a sun burned face, I suppose it wouldn't kill me to still tone it.. although I never get burned on my face. LOL. As you can see, I'll need to get a new bottle soon. Oh.. but the packaging kinda sucks. The cap on top doesn't hold the liquid in well and tends to leak if it's on it's side or something. I'm not sure if it's just THIS bottle.. or if they're all just poorly made.. but be careful as you'll lose a lot of the product.

4. Moisturizer: Chanel Precision Hydramax + Active Cream

LOVE THIS LITTLE BITCH TO DEATH! Ok, don't have a heart attack over the price.. of 65 bucks. I know I know, how could I spend so much on LOTION FOR MY FACE? I love the scent.. it's a fresh scent, nothing too strong. It hydrates my skin without making me oily or breaking me out. I used to use drug store moisturizers.. but I got so many blackheads and clogged pores from them! Break outs, you name it! I've tried a lotta things.. Cetaphil, Earth Science, Nivea, etc etc.. they just didn't agree with my face. This stuff is awesome and I'm sticking to it!

5. Acne fighter: Clean and Clear Invisible Blemish Treatment

My cousin introduced me to this like 2 years ago. On those rare occasions where I have a small bump or two, mostly from my period (ladies can agree!), this is the little darling that stays in my purse. It's like 6 bucks and lasts forever because you only need a little bit for your pimple! LOVE IT. Better than Origin's blemish fighter.. that shit stung too.

So there you have it. That's how I keep my face alivvvvvve.

-Haul-

My recent haul. PSP Lite with 8GB, Dior eyeshadow duo, more perfume, Mac eyeshadows, 227 Brush.

Top to bottom: Smoke & Ash, Shallow v. Deep, Counterparts, Blue Zone

my Felicia Blue psp imported from Japan

Ok I know I've mentioned the blue psp before, but I haven't really gotten a chance to play with it yet. I got it a week ago but my boyfriend had it for a few days to put games on it for me. Visually, it's a lot crazier than my DS light.. but I like my DS lite better right now. 

-The Food-

TADAAAAAA!!!

Ok ok before you get all "that's SO instant noodle!" on my ass, I'm going to say you're right. But the only thing I used was the actually dry noodle.. I threw everything else away. I'll show how I made it later because I'm making it again tonight (no food in apt, I'm too lazy to go grocery shopping)

Oh and my boyfriend is such a fag! He's just ASKING TO GET KICKED IN THE NUTS! Imagine trying to change so you can go out to dinner but he says OH LET ME SEE YOUR CAMERA.. sees the picture of my makeup junk (obviously) and then starts snapping pics of me CHANGING MY CLOTHES! WHAT A PERV! Little punk ass kept saying "oooo! That's going into the car forums!" or "ahhh! I feel artistic! Nudes!"..... friggin cum guzzler! 

When I snatched it away. I look like the girl from the ring when she comes out of the tv.. only with nicely dyed hair and no pants. 

oooooooh. ahhhhhhh! Don't you just hate it when you can't blog about something? It's killing me! I'll get in so much trouble if I keep typing. It sucks when there are people who snoop around just looking for trouble because they're BORED! :( hmph. They rob me of my blogging freedom. That's ok, I'll just gossip with my friends. It'll be great. ;]

-Katie

like the bomb go tick tick! make up review.

What's upppppppppp everyone! Just a quick blog today, as I'm going to go out again soon. I just got out of my last class today. Uhh.. so the only book that I REALLY needed this week (by tmrw) was my lab course workbook.. but the bookstore is OUT OF THEM! 3 days into the quarter!! I hope I don't need it but he did say to bring it tmrw.. oh well. I got every other damn book that I didn't really need YET! Better safe than sorry no? 

I'll post pictures of my tiny makeup haul from the Suite Array collection by Mac. I didn't touch  the Gold stuff and no Cremesheen for me either. Oh and I'll also post up a picture of what I cooked up last Friday before I went back home to Yorba Linda. I call it.. the "quick college student not good for you but so good food" ehehehehe.

Oh here's what I think of Make Up Forever HD Foundation

Price: $40

My color: # 120

Used: about a week and a half now

Location: select Sephoras (costa mesa, LA, etc)

Pro: Well.. your face looks nice in pictures, which is really what it's meant to do. It's not GREAT as you can achieve that same nice look by other means but I guess having that flawless skin effect in pictures by using a simple bottle of this is nice too. The consistency of this is a lot easier to blend than their Mat Velvet Plus foundation and their color range is a lot larger. 120 was a PERFECT match for me!

Con: It doesn't last for shit. It doesn't hold up well when you sweat let alone stand in humidity. Even on a decent day, it just kinda fades. Staying power = NILL! Careful if you rub yo face because it WILL come off. Oh and only a few hours into wearing this, you'll get a little greasy. Around your nose, T-zone, etc. I also didn't like what I saw in real life. Pictures are one thing but the mirror is another. While the color is perfect, it looked like it was just SITTING on my face.. it wasn't nature and it didn't make my skin look flawless. I prefer Mat Velvet Plus over this one. Oh and I have these pimples poppin up on my forehead and parts of my face just RANDOMLY.. I'm not sure if it's the foundation but after I stopped using it, they went away, so who knows. 

Buy again?: No. I haven't even finished the bottle yet and I already know I'm not going to use it again, unless I put on some mineral foundation on TOP of it (weird i know). Yes I've tried setting it with my loose matte powder but my face looks a lot better with other foundations. Not worth the price either. Mat Velvet Plus is $34 and it's also 1.01 like the HD foundation, so it's cheaper AND water resistant, which is a plus. I don't LOVE Mat Velvet Plus but it's the second best foundation I've tried next to Dior Forever. 

Why don't I use Forever anymore? Well.. I do, it's just that it's $42 for 1 oz.. so it's kinda pricey. But it's waterproof, has spf 25 and EXCELLENT coverage. Not for dark skinned ppl though, as their darker shades are more orangey. 

Okey dokey I'm done blogging, time to do something else! Ta ta!

Katie