just for Sarah!

helloooo out there! Before I start typing anything...

awww!! Who's that in number 4? I told you guys.. awesomeness just oozes out of my bodily pores! Come.. let me smother you all with my sticky love-love-lovin!! FYI, that was taken from Pink's community page, I was going to join her community when I saw that. ...... Speaking of which.. I got totally side tracked and still haven't joined yet. WTH! It's the screenshot's fault!

Ok but no seriously, Sarah wanted me to post up clearer pictures from the day I took those webcam pics, so HAR HAR HAR LUCKY FOR YOUUUUU dear.. I had time to kill before driving home and pic-whored myself like the pimp I am. Sadly, I went through them all but couldn't find a single one where I had my eyes closed.. not that it would've mattered anyway, I applied my makeup in rush mode that day and it was sloppy and kinda weirded me out but here you go!

uhh.. excuse the deodorant under my pits. Like I said.. rush rush rush!

unkempt hair from the humidity.

fishiee face with whack eyebrows

you smell like unwashed ass.

my skin looked great. LOVE the dewy look!! 

Ok.. so my foundation matches my neck.. the thing is.. my neck doesn't match my arms. My arms still have a slight tan hue to them.. but my face, neck, everywhere else has lightened up considerably. In the course of 3 weeks, I dropped down from my powder shade of 20 to 14. LOL.

Soooo.. anybody else notice that my hair is somewhat.. multi-faceted? Like.. dark brown here.. reddish brown here.. light brown there.. EGADS! Well.. the light brown near the bottom is actually from when I had bleached low-lights and I can't really explain the rest. I might dye it back to black sometime soon.

Any questions, just ask! Enjoy Sarah! 

-Katie

ploink from home

i got that from google.

:) Greetings from the hometown of my mother city, who's concrete I ate when I fell off my bike at the tender age of 12.

A quickie post from my sis's comp right now. Here's some random facts about me and a survey! I know I know.. who does surveys anymore? I do!

Facts

1. I didn't know how to ride a bike without training wheels until I was 11 (uhhhhh.. hehe?)

2. I couldn't swim for shit until I learned when I was 13 (glub glub glub)

3. A firecracker exploded in my hand when I was 10 (thought it was a shiny marble, so I squeezed it)

4. I had 6 different kinds of tan lines in high school

5. I have more hair on my arm than my boyfriend (who has... NONE)

6. I was born pigeon-toed, went through walking therapy, but you can see my knees are messed up hence why I don't wear skinny jeans.

7. I'm diagnosed with narcolepsy son! Nothing a few naps doesn't cure.

8. I can't make my tongue do that clover thing.. how do you do that!

9. I have a half naked Mr. Potatohead on my table because my cousin stripped it and only put a Darth Vader mask on it and a light saber in it's hand.

10. My full first name is actually Kathryna, as sarah knows. (no, not kathERina.. just Kathryna, I know, funky smelling, deal!)

Survey

A
Age?​:​ 20 
Available?​: that's a negative captain.
Annoyance?​:​ incompetence

B
Birth​day?​:​ March 18, mark yo calenders!
Best Friend?​:​ my current manfriend
Boobs?: I'd love some.

C
Crush​?​:​ the soda!
Car wanted? Lexus IS350, coming soon to my garage
Cat?​: LOVE THEM! but allergic.. which SUCKS!

D
Dad'​s Name?​:​ Wen Chen, or Stanley
Dog?​:​ Mocchi (dachshund), short for Macchiato, and Booboo (mixed)
Dead Pet'​s Name?​: sorry, don't remember all my fishies names =P

E
Easiest people to talk to?: my feet! when I say walk, they say YES MA'AM!
Eggs?​: smell like ass in all forms
Email​ addre​ss?: I have like.. 5 accounts, all for diff purposes. 

F
Favorite Color​?​:​ PURPLE, black, grey, red, white, silver, gold, brown, blue, turquoise
Food?​:​ depends what day it is
Favorite Band?​:​ don't have one

G
Gummy​ bears​ or worms​?​:​ bears, i like to bite them in half and mix up their bodies!
Goal for this year?​:​ jump off the stress horse! mom starts worrying when "things" happen
Gold Digge​r?​:​ go ask my sister, OMG LOL JK JK JK!!!! HAHAHAH!!

H
Hair Color​?​:​ really black, but dyed a medium brown
Heigh​t?​: 5'7
Happy​?​:​ i'm chip chip cheerio

I
Ice Cream​?​:​ i'm lactose but i still eat it! Green tea, YUMYUM!
Instrument​?​:​ i play the piano. Not very well anymore though.

J
Job?​:​ currently no.
Juice​?​:​ love it

K
Kids?​:​ in the future, I'll name them "hey" and "you"
Keep Grudges?​:​ all the time, it's sad I know :(

L
Love?​:​ is wonderful
Longest Car Ride?​: oh god.. umm.. 15 hours with random pit stops while I visited the east coast a long time ago. 

M
Milk Flavor?​:​ I'm lactose, and I hate milk =P so it all works out

N
Number?​:​ second
Number of Siblings?​:​ two
Names​ of Siblings?​: Daniel, Jessica

O
One Wish?​:​ to have awesomeness ooze out of my bodily pores

P
Phobias:​ ​bees, the dark, and being in water that I can't see through. 
Parents:​ i have them.. LOL.. what's the question??
Pizza​ Toppings?​ pepperoni, mushrooms, ... stuff... stuff.. i don't know what else

Q
Quiet​ or Loud?​:​ I'm quiet in a very loud way (quiet around new ppl, loud with friends)
Quote​?​ Cheese.. milk's leap towards immortality.
Quitter?​: high chance

R
Reason to Smile​?​ : i got new earrings!
Right​ or Left?​:​ right
Reality TV Shows​?​: Paris Hilton's my new bff (sooo funny)

S
Song Last Heard​?​:​ Go Girl by Pitbull
Sexual Orien​tation?​ straight
Season?​: winter, i like to hibernate under my comforter

T
Time woke up?: 10 AM
Tattoos?​:​ none yet
Type of Music​?​:​ the type that has a beat

U
Unknown?​:​ like... the pokemon?
Ugly?​:​ some days

V
Vegetable?​:​ Potatoe, corn, daikon, etc
Vacation (​last)​?​: vegas i think

W
worst​ Habit​?​:​ i stomp and drag my feet.. i don't mean to! I swear!
Where​ are you traveling to next?​:​ yo momma's house!
Want to be when you grow up?: the ruler of the universe, i consider the world to be small fry!

X
X-​Rays?​:​ once, when I fractured my elbow/arm/whatever exists there
X-​Rated​?​:​ i don't understand the question, movies or sex?
X-​mas or Thank​sgivi​ng?​: xmas!! i love decorating and wrapping and opening presents!

Y
Your current mood?​ Tired.
Yankees or Red Sox?​:​ purple sox 

Z
Zoo Animal?​ penguins :)
Zodiac Sign?​:​ pisces

I'm done with my midterm!

WOOWOO! 

Hrm.. some of the questions were like.. whodda what say HUH?

But that's ok, as long as I get a decent grade, I can make up for the lack of awesomeness with my paper that's due in 3 weeks. Ok, so due to a doctors appointment, I have to get my ass out of LA earlier than usual, which blows monkey chunks because as we all know.. traffic is a bitch with massive cellulite. So I've been killin some time.. played with my iSight since it's been a while since I've messed around with it. :) I present to you.. an entry of Katie!

If I were  man, I'd so date myself. 

hehe give me a kissy kissy!!

shhhhlllerrrrrpp!!

This is how my bf sees me, .... HE BETTER!!!! LOLOLOL!! 

booklet for the mid term exam.

I'M DONE WITH ONE MID TERM! ROCK ONNNNN!

ok... ONE normal shot.

my look when bf asks how he looks

wooooord.

my eyebrows look thick because I penciled them in a little too dark. woopsies. 

So today I was walking out of class and this girl I talked to before catches up with me and we talk about the test. In my mind I was thinking... Holly. Yes, that's her name. It MUST be! But I remember last time I talked to her, she told me her name and I kept saying "holly?" but she kept correcting me but it was hard to hear because everyone was husslin and busslin to get outta class. So.. I never heard her real name. In the end it was Alice. 

... how did I get HOLLY from ALICE? Hell if I know. Like.. Holly and Molly are ok.. but Alice? No.. not even close. I can't wait for summer to come so I can bust out my uggs. I hate my sandal tan.

I ordered some mineral foundation, we'll see how it goes! 

Love you all!! :( ok.. not all  of you.. most of you! 

Katie

----edit-----

ok I just read that after I published it and realized I put summer instead of winter. LOL. 

woah

I know.. I can never come up with creative titles.

:) I'm glad some people reading this like my random stories.

Ok, so I just gotta get one thing out there.. I think it's pretty retarded how somebody could send me a HATE email.. and I know they got it from looking here on my blogspot because they mention my webby. You're such a loser. People who visit my site are generally spaced out and my comp's been on almost all day, me checking my email constantly. The email just appeared when I clicked the reload button and so I checked my tracker for this site to see if anybody visited it.. and sure enough, one person. So I see you're visiting other tracked sites on how to lose weight? Planning on sitting down anytime soon? Let me pull up 5 stools for your massive blub.. I mean butt cheeks. Love you too asshole, keep reading! I love how my page views go up! 

Yea so back to reality here. As you all know, there have been some fires around these parts.. close enough to me where I had to ditch school the day of one of the fires because going outside would've been a DEATH WISH for my health. I'm one of those allergy-prone children who's allergic to everything. Ash, soot, dust, grass, leaves, feathers, fur, you name it. I wouldn't be able to breathe. That reminds me of the time we went to mexico.. I'm allergic to animals and anything farm-ish you know? So we go there, I convince my parents to let us ride horses and to hang out on a farm. Bad idea. My eyes got ruby red and swelled up. I couldn't breathe and started to have one of my typical attacks (my fault really) so we had to rush to a pharmacy and I got some medicine. Shared it with my cousin Eddy because he had the same reaction. SIGH. 

Shit happens you know? Like.. how in junior high, I had this huge affinity for chestnuts. I knew I was allergic to nuts (ahahah shut up bf) but I wanted to see how many I could eat before anything happened.. I more or less ended up eatting 2 large brown lunch bags worth of nuts.. and OH MAN.. my whole BODY broke out in hives and bumps.. my lips and throat were swelling.. I had to go to the doctors and get a shot plus cream for my spots. 

:) Lesson learned. Only eat up to 10 nuts a day if I'm craving it. I'm also allergic to dairy products.. but I hate milk and cheese anyway. The only place I want my cheese is in a bowl next to my nachos and jalapenos. According to blogger.. I spelled jalapenos wrong but I'm too lazy to see how it's really spelled. 

OMG! Canon came out with a camera that comes in baby pink, baby blue, and white. It's 10 megapixels and it's not your typical square.. it's kind of puffy looking, I saw it on xiaxue's blog. My sister's bf bought her a 10 megapixel canon.. cuz she was taking her old 8 megapixel camera (same as mine) to her friend's house and were taking pix with it near the pool. She got water on it and dropped it so the LCD had a huge crack in it, but it still worked. How can you break something so fast? We've both only had the cameras for a year! Or 2.. I don't know. 

Alright.. i have a midtern this friday so time to STUDAYYYYY! 

To the asshole who's going to read this: I'll dedicate an entry on plastic surgery just for you. You don't know anything so shut your piehole. 

Katie

hello lappie

Oh.. my precious precious lappie.. how long it's been since I last typed on you!! 

-_- Soo.. I went home friday night as usual.. and I have everything all ready to go when I think "hmm.. it feels like I'm forgetting something?" but I ignored it and carried my stuff down to the garage with Eddy. When I have everything in the car, I think "wait, where's my purse?" So back up to my apartment I go, grab my purse, and leave. When I got home, I realized I had forgotten my laptop on my desk. :( what the shitnuggets. 

Ok, that's all for now! :) 

(V)(^_^)(V) 

crab crab crab

Katie

:) have safe sex with Nars.

OK!! Gotta put this up quick style because I gotta pack my ish up to go home! Little sister is comin down to visit me real quick so I gotta spruce up the place, yadig? 

Can't do much about my smelly neighbors though.. maybe I'll duct tape air fresheners to their door! I'm putting up the most popular one I know of, SQUASH! But why would I waste such precious refills on them for.. OK BACK TO WHAT MY POST WAS ABOUT!!

Safer Sex Kit

Safest sex kit

Check these babies out! Ok what's the diff? The SAFER SEX KIT comes with 2 badass condoms (very NARS packaged) and the ever popular Nars Multiple in Orgasm. Gives you a nice peachy sheen to your cheeks, lips, or why not just color your whole face! The SAFEST SEX KIT doesn't come with condoms, but rather a little black book of ways on how to say NO! If you don't want to shack it up with a perv, then DON'T! 

So you're thinking WHY? Why are they focusing in on sex (besides the fact they label their products with names like deep throat, orgasm, super orgasm..).. well.. a portion of the sale benefits Amfar programs to promote global safe sex education initiatives! 

This was released on Oct. 8th! It's a limited edition and brand new at sephora! 

.... i wonder if the actual condom has like.. little nars words all over it... that'd be weird. It's like... AHHHHHHH MY MAN HAS ANTS ON HIS PENIS!! Oh wait.. they're just NARS.. repeatedly printed on his dick. LOL!

Ok, gotta go! 

Katie

i are bored.

So.. I need to read 4 chapters of my sci book.. but when I read the first page I lost interest completely so here I am! Nothing new to report but I have one picture that says it all.....

taken by yours truly, look very carefully and see if you can find WHY it's different from your usual typical coin loving meter.

*sigh* Only around here I tell ya. There's NO slots for coins btw. 

Ok, that is all. :D What do you think of technology NOW HUH HUH?

Katie